me: hi are you from korea?
bias: yes why do you as-
me: because you are seoul hot
gentleman-pigeon: i googled party pants and this was the first result
nicoosuxx: “i’ve never made that noise before”
toebyeus: I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
unfreshing: words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans: When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys: When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch: When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework: When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there: When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings: When you hit your head on a low beam: When a mosquito...
tupacabra: when in doubt, pinky out
kaddie: do u ever find a pic that makes u laugh so hard u cant breathe
sweet-bitsy: peetababy: have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head? like what are you a gardener Maybe it’s a hat
openlyawesome: sweet-bitsy: reblogging...
awkwardandstrange-ler: moriartysbutt: dalekabletomeetyou: sumofmylife: forrestcrump: people who follow me and reblog 0.000% of my posts people who follow me and never put anything in my ask people who don’t follow me people No Bianca. Bad Bianca.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”