July 2012
3 tags
me: hi are you from korea?
bias: yes why do you as-
me: because you are seoul hot
gentleman-pigeon:
i googled party pants and this was the first result
Watchnicoosuxx:
“i’ve never made that noise before”
June 2012
Watch
toebyeus:
I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
Watchunfreshing:
words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans:
When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:
When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:
When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:
When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:
When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:
When you hit your head on a low beam:
When a mosquito...
tupacabra:
when in doubt, pinky out
kaddie:
do u ever find a pic that makes u laugh so hard u cant breathe
sweet-bitsy:
peetababy:
have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head?
like what are you a gardener
Maybe it’s a hat
openlyawesome:
sweet-bitsy:
reblogging...
awkwardandstrange-ler:
moriartysbutt:
dalekabletomeetyou:
sumofmylife:
forrestcrump:
people who follow me and reblog 0.000% of my posts
people who follow me and never put anything in my ask
people who don’t follow me
people
No Bianca. Bad Bianca.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
